THE PAINT
Khushi: Arnnnaaav
She called him slow voice between the kiss.
Arnav: Hmmm?
She lost it. She pushed him and started moving out of
the pool.
Arnav: Khushi?
Khushi: Arnav, I am shivering you Laad governor. Damn
you if u plan make out in pool. Come now, take bath you stinky fellow and come
down. Nani called us.
Arnav pouted and came out of the pool and rushed to
bathroom.
Arnav(from bathroom): Khushi, get me my towel
na.
Khushi understood his plan.
Khushi: Towel is already kept inside bathroom.
Arnav(Huffed): My grey shirt and black pant.
Khushi: Your dress is kept near your dressing table, I
am going to kitchen. You can come out in towel and change here. Bye. And try
some other plan Laad governor. Chamkili jaal mein phasne wali nahi, phasane
wali hai.
Your chamkili is not the one to get trapped but the
one who traps.
Arnav thought
Arnav: Teri toh. Aaj raat ko tumhari khabar lunga. Tab
tak nahi chodunga jab tak tu chillake mere naam na legi. Chamkili toh gayi aaj
raat.
Tonight I will teach you lesson for this. You will not
be spared till you scream my name.
Arnav dressed up and came down. He was planning to
work from home today as his Di and Jeeju were here today. Down in Living room,
he saw Nani sitting anxiously, Mami doing her touch up, NK scratching his head.
Anjali was sitting smiling ear to ear and Vishal was sitting with PHAS GAYA
BICHARA expression. Arnav dint know what to make out from his crazy family
members.
He folded his shirt sleeve as he descended the stair
and at the sametime, Khushi was coming from kitchen with tea tray.
Arnav(thought): Hoye kya lag rahi hai. Kese har
rang ke sadi mein you turn me ON
Look stunning. How every color suits you so well that
you turn me on everytime.
Arnav winked.
Khushi glared.
Khushi(thought): Shut up Laad governor Besharam
Raizada. You wet my Saree first. Now…
Arnav(thought): Now what chamkili? You are wet?
Come one. Speak out. Come on my Jungli bhilli.
Arnav smirked and Khushi literally was letting fire
from her nostrils. She eyed the hot tea in her hands as she kept it on the
table in living room. Arnav understood her gesture and sat silently on the
single seat and Khushi sat on its arms giving a GOOD BOY look to Arnav.
In school days, Arnav and Khushi were in hostel. The
Boys and Girl’s hostel was connected by a corridor with a dark room joining
both the wings.
In weekends they were allowed to play in the ground
there in the Evening.
Arnav loved playing Cricket with his friends while
Khushi used to visit library and chit chat with her friends.
Once while Arnav was playing cricket, his friend hit a
shot that was too long that Arnav was running behind the ball to catch it. But
as he caught the ball, he hit Khushi who was passing by. And accidentally the
ball hit her lightly.
Khushi glared at him raising her brow. Arnav smiled
naughtily and showed the ball
Arnav: Chamkili not my mistake. Ball hit you. I will
tell the ball to ask sorry.
Khushi fumed. Arnav moved to play while Khushi looked
here and there. She saw something and her eyes twinked. she moved out and came
back holding her hand behind her and patted Arnav’s shoulder. He turned and
raised his brow seeing her eyes twinkling with naughty glint.
She immediately emptied a box of paint on his shirt
before he could react.
Khushi: oh poor Laad governor. It was not me. But this
box. It will say sorry. Ok. Else I will tell to ask it.
She laughed and turned leaving Arnav fuming. But as
soon as he saw her short knee length skirt and her long braid dancing as she
walked.
Arnav always loved her long hair and the way it danced
as she walked was a sight to watch.
Arnav thought even today her
long hair had a high effect on him. Khushi knew the direction of his thought.
Arnav was enjoying her hair brushing on his face and forgot the world around.
Nani: CHOTE.
Mami: Woh ka he Sasuma,
Arnav Bitwaa is planning honeymoonwa in his kthoughtswa. Bichara is marriedwa
just phor a monthwa and dint even gojj phor honeymoonwa when his Di and jeeju
enjoyed 3 weeksya honeymoonwa and came back with extra luggagewa.
All laughed while 4 people
blushed.
NK: Nannav mere bhai, karma
kyun rahe ho?
Vishal: my dear chote sale
saab. Its Sharma, not karma.
NK: oops, sharma karma all
same.
He said sheepishly holding
his ears.
Arnav then only remembered
Mami telling Anjali and Vishal coming with extra luggage. He immediately raised
his brow to VIshal who hung his head.
Arnav: Jeejaji?
Vishal: Arey don’t look a
cop seeing a murderer. Is it a crime getting my wife pregnant?
Arnav: DI? Pregnant?
Anjali smiled nodding and
hung her head blushing shades of red.
Arnav: wah. At last. After 1
long year. Now you get my Di pregnant. Uff. Sometimes I thought you to be..
Before he could complete,
Vishal glared at him and Khushi slapped his chest.
Vishal: umar ki nahi toh kam
se kam mere relationship ka toh lihas kar sale. Mein tumhare behen ka Pati Dev
hoon.
Atleast respect my
relationship of being your sis’s husband if u don’t respect my age.
Vishal: Vese, U say me who
was mostly abroad leaving my beautiful wife with her over possessive brother.
But you spent day and night with your beautiful Jung… I mean wife for 1 month.
Where is the outcome man?
Arnav: trying hard, hope to
see the result soon. Kyun khushi?
Khushi blushed and fumed at
same time which was clearly seen in her RED face. Mami NK and Nani laughed at
the couples.
Mami: Ye lo ji. Yeh konu
competitionwa hai ka? Who gets their bhife(wife), pregnentwa
pharst(first)?
Anjali: Mamiji leave all
that. I am happy with the fact that he agreed to marry me in first place. Agar
inka bus chalta toh yeh hamare taraf aankh utake bhi nahi dekhte. Jab bhi hum
inke paas jaate yeh humse 50 mile door bhaag jayenge jese inhe mai nahi koi
bhoot dikh gayi.
If it was in his hands, he
would never wished to even see me. Whenever I went close to him, he ran away as
if he saw a ghost in my place.
Vishal eyes Arnav while
Arnav and Khushi were busy in their eye lock.
Mami: Hain? Esan ka hui gawa
jo aap hamare Anjali bitiya ko dekhe ese runswa kiye jesan yeh kisi running
racewa hai
What happened that you had
to do this?
Anjali: Actually a girl in
his school troubled him a lot that he got scared looking at any girl. Vese
Chote, a girl used to trouble you too right in school days?
Arnav grinned ear to ear and
winked at Khushi. Vishal glanced nervously at the Arnav and Khushi.
NK: what? Jeejaji aap
larkiyon se barte the? And Nannav aur aapko school mein larki batati thi?
You used to get filled by
girls? And a girl used to say you and Nannav in school?
All looked bewildered at NK
while he glanced at everyone in confusion. All hit their heads in unison and
said in chorus.
BARTE NAHI DARTE and BATATI
NAHI SATATI
Khushi: nanheji, you and
your tuti hindi. Aur is hindi ke saath aap ek Indian larki ko impress karne
chale the. Haye us larki ki phooti kismat.
With this language u were to
impress an Indian girl. Girl’s bad luck.
Nk smiled sheepishly.
Arnav: Di leave this
hopeless case. You know what, the girl who used to torture me and jeejaji are
the same.
Chorus: WHAT?
Arnav: And you people know
that girl very well.
Again in Chorus: WHAT?
Arnav: Yeah. She is my wife
Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada.
Mami fainted, Anjali was
laughing, Vishal was sitting like statue. Nk had his eyes and mouth open wide.
Nani was looking from Arnav to Khushi to Vishal like watching a cricket match.
Laxmi: Meh meh.
Khushi and Arnav smiled to
each other.
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