Sunday, 17 August 2014

School Enemies Turned Hubby Wifey Part 16

PAAGAL PARIWAAR

Arnav and Khushi looked at their family who were giving different expressions. Then only they saw Anjali laughing.
Arnav: DI? Why are you laughing?
Anjali: I knew that I got a perfect ring master for my Roaring Lion. But I never knew that it was the same who made him run around like a scary cat. Hahahaha!
Khushi got the hint and started laughing.
It was another unlucky day was Arnav Singh Raizada and Vishal Khanna.
Alternate Sunday’s the girls and Boy’s Delhi Public School hostel were taken outing.
Vishal being very fond of movies used to escape dragging Arnav with him hanging to the school bus without the knowledge of people in it.
But what can escape Khushi Kumari Gupta’s eyes? That too when it concerns her two best enemies and one being her soul enemy LOL.
She noticed Arnav and Vishal standing ready hiding behind a tree where their bus was standing and she understood that something is wrong. She got into the bus and sat on the last seat.
As she expected our Tragic 2 boys ran behind the bus and caught its back door foot rest and safely settled them on it.
Being tinted glass, Khushi had to put in too much effort to see them. And they in being too enthu never saw our prank queen observing them.
As the bus turned to next street, they jumped down and ran towards the cinema hall. Khushi smirked at her new knowledge.
As the outing finishes in 1 hour girls returned back to hostel. Khushi took Lavanya to the compound wall of the hostel that was a bit secluded.
Lavanya: What Khushi? I am tired.
Khushi: 1 hour outing can tired a person? Shut up and listen to what I say and act accordingly.
Lavanya nodded and Khushi explained and Lavanya’s eyes opened wide in horror. Khushi pushed her to do her job.
After 2 hours, our tragic two jumped through the wall and landed in.
Arnav: from next time go alone. I am not going to accompany you to such movies. Huh! Romance? Love? Kiss? Chi.
Vishal: shut up. Its Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol man. Unbeatables. U don’t know. And you don’t have a choice.
Suddenly they heard a weird noise like a howl. Vishal got scared. Arnav caught his hand and started running in opposite direction to the noise. There Khushi hi5 to Lavanya.
As they ran Khushi made some crushing noises scaring them more. They ran and ran and ran and atlast Arnav found an open window and jumped into it with Vishal following him.
Vishal: Where have we got ourselves into?
Arnav: Shut up and wait till I check for the door.
But as he was about to get up he heard another noise.
GRRRRR…
He craned his neck to his back and saw a Big dog standing.
Arnav: Vishal Kameeney. What shall we do now?
He asked gulping loudly. As they set themselves to rum they bumped on huge figure.
Madhumathi Warden: Hai Re Nandakisore!! You both are sneaking into girl’s hostel again and that too in my room. You haddi wala larka. You already got into trouble sneaking into my room. Teri yeh himmat? Sit there in that corner. I will get you to principal. Don’t try to move. Varna my darling ACER will bite you, you-know-where.
And there goes the news of,
Mighty ASR arrested to a corner one whole night by mighty ACER  
Khushi laughed as Arnav and Vishal had there is BICHARE KA KYA PAAP expression.
Mami: Hello Hi Bye Bye. Arnav bitwa? You tells that ek Girlwa tumko tensionwa karath he schoolwa me. But itna cruelwa?
NK: Nannav mera Bhai, Khishiji tumko warden ke samne hasayi?
Arnav grit his teeth.
Arnav:NK when you don’t know hindi, why don’t you use English? Why kill hindi? Its Phasayi not hasayi!!
Nk pulled his ears saying sorry.
Lakshmi: Meh Meh.
Nani: Toh iska matlab, It was Khushi bitiya who trapped you every time? Ghar mein bade ASR bante phirte the? Vahan hamare Khushi bitiya ke samne aapke ungli tak hili nahi na?
You be the Mighty ASR in front of us, but you were shut up in front of Khushi.
Saying Nani giggled.
Vishal: Nani. Atleast you don’t tease us. In school she dint leave a string to embarrass and punish us. Akhir mein cleaners tak bana di humko.
At last she made us cleaners too.
Vishal said making baby face.
Anjali: serves right. I know that you are not a Dhood se dhula.
Vishal hung his head.
HP who had lakshmi in his arms was just wandering his eyes over the crazy family who were playing football with words and his lion like always yelling Arnav Baba was all CHUP. Not a daily episode to watch.
Anjali: who sab teek hai Chote. Lekin School mein chuhe bhilli ke tarah jagadne wale do log, ab kese Love birds bane?
Two people who were always fighting like cat and rat in school, how they became love birds all of a sudden?
Anjali winked. Khushi was blushing thinking about their Akhiyon ki prem kahani. Arnav was smirking as usual.
Arnav: Di! What you like most in Jeejaji?
Anjali(Blushing): Have some shame before aking some questions to elder sister.
Mami: Pyar mein ka bigwa smallwa Anjali bitiya.
Vishal(smirking): Yes Mrs. Khanna, answer them.
Anjali glared giving him, ANDAR CHAL TERI KHABAR LETI HUN look which immediately shut Vishal.
Khushi: Arnav, why are you pulling her leg? Their Amar prem kahani is 24*7 show. Cant you see Di and jeejaji talking throu their eyes?
Arnav gave Khushi a hi 5.
Anjali: Chote. This is bad han. For 4 years you made me run behind you with girls photos and proposals and at last you see one photo and say yes to marriage and now you say that she is the one who was responsible for your miserable year in school and for Vishalji’s running away from girls. And now you both team up to pull my legs. That too when I am pregnant?
Anjali’s eyes started brimming. But Khushi’s concentration was on something else. Arnav rolled his eyes seeing his Melo dramatic sister.
Khushi: Arnav, you saw my pic and agreed for proposal immediately? I sent you one of my weirdest and funny pic yaar.
Arnav: Who saw your pic. I just got a glimpse of your eyes and I nodded to Di the next second.
Anjali wiped her tears and smiled.
Anjali: So your story is all about the AKHIYON SE GOLI MAAR types?
Arnav: Di you were crying few minutes before.
Arnav had his UNBELIEVABLE look on his face.
Vishal: Isiliye toh keh raha tha ki hum phass gaye chaaron taraf se. Jab se isko pata chala ki yeh maa ban ne wali, tab se kuch na kuch drama kar rahi hai tumhari behen. Hey Devi maiyya ab mai kya karun?
That’s I said that I am trapped in all sides. From the minute she came to know that she is pregnant, she has been doing dramas like this. HDM, what shall I do now?
Vishal cribbed.
Mami: Vishal bitwa. Thijj ijj HERIDITARY. Your Sasuma, My Sasumaa, where all like this. Hasi toh phasi.
Khushi laughed and Anjali giggled while Nani was busy throwing angry glares on her Bahuriya.
HP(thought): Lo, this crazy family is getting more crazy. He saw laxmi and said slowly. Chalo. If we stay here for some more time, I will start eating grass and you will wear my pyjama shirt. Lets get into kitchen and save us.
Lakshmi: Meh Meh. Meh Meh.
Arnav had it enough.
Arnav: Khushi, pack your things. We are leaving for Milan tomorrow early in the morning.
Mami: HAIN? Arnav Bitwa all ready for Honey moonwa?
Nani hit her head seeing her Bahuriya’s antics and went in search of her pet Lakshmi.
Anjali was taken to her room by Vishal who got his slight chance.
Khushi blushed all shades of red.
NK: Nannav mera bhai. You naughty boy.
But Arnav dragged Khushi through stairs to their room.
Arnav(Whispered in Khushi’s ears): Do we need to pack anything? I don’t think. Just search your lingeries and unders that are more than enough I think.
Khushi(Blushing hit his arms): Dhat. Besharam. What about sight seeing?
Arnav: more better things are there to see in me than in than in that city.
Khushi: What is still left to see in you, you laad governor?
Arnav: Now who is besharam my jungle bhilli?
Arnav asked as he winked at her. Khushi blushed more as Arnav took her in his arms after locking his room door and poolside French door.

Chamikili and Laad Governor yahan hi ese chipke rehte hain toh Honeymoon me kese honge? HEY DEVI MAIYYA!!

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